Joe Biden has made three important announcements in recent days. The first was that he absolutely does not suck the blood of children. This was a strange announcement, since there was absolutely no context for Biden to suddenly tell a reporter this. But it’s nice to know, I guess. Very reassuring!
The second announcement happened when Biden rushed up to a group of reporters on the White House grounds and blurted out, “My butt’s been wiped!” True story, offered without comment.
And the third announcement? Joe Biden went to Pennsylvania again for no official reason. But it’s totally not weird for presidents to travel during pandemics to random states for no reason. And his trip definitely doesn’t have anything to do with him being worried about an election audit in that state!
How did the people of Pennsylvania get so lucky? If you’re thinking to yourself, “Hey, didn’t Joe Biden just make a rare trip outside of the White House basement a week ago on Friday to go to Pennsylvania?” you are correct.
Biden traveled to Philadelphia, where he delivered a hastily written speech about how he’s totally going to protect democracy and your sacred right to vote. How will he do this? By vigorously opposing voter ID laws and laws that ban ballot harvesting and other insane practices that make it easier for Democrats to steal elections. And then late last week, lucky Pennsylvanians got a second visit from Joe Biden– this time to Pittsburg!
This seems just a tad bit out of character for the Hermit King. Joe Biden is not exactly a “get out and go places” sort of guy. Biden ran the most nonexistent presidential campaign in American history. He literally hid in his Delaware basement for most of 2020. During his rare Skype interviews with reporters, the screen would frequently black out when one of his staffers was forced to unplug Joe’s computer after he started making insane, rambling, racist statements.
His campaign was totally invisible. I live in southern California, and I never saw a single Joe Biden yard sign or bumper sticker in all of 2020, even in liberal hotbeds like Los Angeles and Hollywood. The only political signs I saw at all were for Donaldus Maximus Trump.
Yet somehow, we’re all supposed to believe that the amazing and invisible Joe Biden won the 2020 election with more votes than any politician in any democratic nation in the entire history of the world. And there were no swing states in the 2020 election where Joe Biden had a more amazing come-from-behind “victory” than Pennsylvania.
Joe Biden was trailing Donald Trump by 700,000 votes in Pennsylvania when the counting was stopped on election night. As the “counting” dragged on for days and days in Pennsylvania, Biden somehow made up that gap, despite the fact that most of the existing ballots had already been counted. And by the way, no candidate in any previous presidential election has ever made up such a deficit and came from behind to win. How odd!
Pennsylvania is obviously the state where the most fraud took place on election night – and therefore it will be the easiest of the 50 states to prove the fraud, if a forensic audit takes place. Does anyone doubt that this is why Joe Biden is suddenly making all these frantic trips to Pennsylvania? If an audit proves that fraud decided the outcome in Pennsylvania, Joe Biden does not have the constitutionally required 270 majority electoral college votes to be declared the winner.
The guy is the least-active occupant of the Oval Office ever. But he’s just zipping back and forth to Pennsylvania all of a sudden – no reason! His butt’s been wiped and he’s feeling peppy!
There was so much fraud in Pennsylvania on the days after the 2020 election that the Don of the Philadelphia Mafia bragged to a reporter that it was the easiest $2 million bucks he had ever made. He said he had his sweatshops filled with illegal aliens in New York fill out a million ballots for Biden in the days after the election, and then personally dropped the boxes off at the main counting center in Philadelphia in a panel van. He said the DNC paid him $2 per Biden ballot. And that’s just one of the multitude of stories of fraud that came out of Pennsylvania.
Is that story true? I dunno. Part of me suspects that it’s just braggadocio from a sociopathic mob boss, but there’s no way to know for certain until a forensic audit is carried out. The good news is that Sen. Doug Mastriano is not backing down, even though he’s now facing pushback from Republican Party leaders in Pennsylvania. But none of that has anything to do with Joe Biden’s sudden back-to-back trips to Pennsylvania, right?
This administration is a complete 100 % travesty… an illigitimate regime if you will
It’s probably a good thing that admittance inside the Pearly Gates doesn’t hinge upon the outcome of a blatantly obvious rigged election!
Amen, Brother!
Even so, it’s hard to imagine Joe or the rest of his cohorts getting in, given what we DO know of them, let alone what we DON’T know.
loved to see allll the TRUMP supporters lining the streets especially those giving ol Joe the FINGER !!
“My butt’s been wiped!” And nobody called him out? Just like when he wiped his chin then swallowed the ughwhatever. Nobody called him out on that either.
Well, what he was actually trying to say was that the election results were total crap and the proof has been wiped clean in Pennsylvania.
Geez, give the guy a break. Presidenting when you have Alzheimer’s is a tough job and he’s doing the best he can.
When are the conservatives going to wake up & do something
about the lawlessness of the Liberals!!! Talking about all the
misdeeds is leading to nothing but disruption!!! Find something
that would be effective in dismantling the Liberal agenda!!!