Warning: This story is going to require a lot of sarcasm. We know it’s tough to imagine that a grown woman who staged a photo-op of herself crying in front of a fence once to protest the “kids in cages” hoax would ever tell a lie. But… it appears that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has been caught telling a teensy-weensy fib in order to accumulate more power for herself and her communist party. We know! Color us all shocked!
And don’t you dare think that AOC was “lying” by staging that photo-op in front of a fence. When you’re fighting Big Orange Hitler, the end always justifies the means. Sure, you might think that the only kids that were kept in cages happened during the Obama administration. And you might be under the impression that the detained illegal alien children under the Trump administration were playing soccer and Xbox all day while enjoying modern conveniences like flush toilets and toothpaste for the first time in their young lives.
But you’d be wrong. Big Orange Hitler must have had some children in cages somewhere, so it’s perfectly normal for a grown woman to put on makeup and a virtuous white outfit before curling into a standing fetal position and weeping for the condition of those kids in cages. Wherever they were.
Anyway, if you’ve been anywhere near a television since January 6th, then you already know that AOC has told anyone who will listen about how she was nearly murdered by MAGA terrorists who breached the holy grounds of the US Capitol while wearing throwaway costumes from an old rerun of Hee-Haw. Even the cop who came to protect AOC during the protest was a bit sketchy, she says.
Just this week, AOC made the claim that she is a sexual assault survivor. This is a deeply personal secret that she doesn’t talk about much, other than to the entire mainstream media and her 9 million Instagram followers, guys. But do you know who uses the exact same tactics against AOC as her alleged abuser? Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri, when he criticizes her communist policies. And Senator Ted Cruz of Texas. And also probably that cop that was protecting her.
That’s why, from this day forward, no one can ever criticize the policies of the stunning and brave Ocasio-Cortez. Otherwise, you’re a rapist, too. See how that trick works?
But now, freshman Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-NC) is spreading some sort of vicious QAnon conspiracy theory about AOC. (C’mon, man! Isn’t that what ALL Republican freshman congresswomen do? We’re pretty sure they all secretly work for this QAnon person.)
Rep. Mace has pointed out that her office is right next door to AOC’s office. Yuck! We hope that AOC doesn’t get QAnon Cooties!
And now… are you ready for the vicious lie that Nancy Mace is trying to spread about AOC? Are you sitting down? Okay, deep breaths, everyone!
Nancy Mace is making the outlandish observation that her office, and by extension AOC’s office which is right next door to hers, are in a totally different building than the one where the US Capitol protest took place. Rep. Mace also had the audacity to point out that at no point on January 6th did any protesters enter their office building. The protesters didn’t get anywhere near them.
Do you realize what this means? Seems pretty obvious to us: Congresswoman Nancy Mace is a rapist!
Okay, we’re turning off the sarcasm filter on the keyboard now…
Is anyone else starting to feel oddly terrified by this lunatic AOC? She’s been lying for weeks, claiming that she was nearly murdered by MAGA terrorist insurrectionists on January 6th, and the entire media has been playing along with it. But as Rep. Mace notes, none of the protesters ever came near them. The protest took place in a completely different building.
The dishonesty of this woman should be at least slightly frightening to everyone, considering the fact that she is the single most influential person in the entire US government right now. She may not be the most powerful, but she’s definitely the most influential.
Don’t believe us? When’s the last time you saw President Biden speak live on TV? Sure, they trot him out to sign a stack of executive orders every day. But then they quickly whisk him back to the basement before he sniffs a kid or blurts out some racist comment about the blacks. President Biden has been “in office” for two weeks now but hasn’t welcomed any foreign leader into the White House for a state dinner. As far as we know he hasn’t even taken a phone call from a foreign leader in several weeks, because they’re keeping him hidden away.
But not AOC! She’s on television every single day. And she has more uneducated millennial viewers watching her stupid little Instagram videos than the entire primetime audiences of Fox News, CNN and MSNBC combined. That’s a hell of a lot of influence for a person who is a serial liar, not to mention an outright communist who has a tremendous amount of reach to young Americans.
This woman fabricated an entire drama around herself barely escaping death during the gentle Capitol protests. She smeared the police officer who came to protect the Members of Congress… in a building where no protesters were even present.
Democrats are now demanding that any Republicans who questioned the vote certification on January 6th be expelled from Congress. How about if you clean up your own house first, Democrats? Shouldn’t honesty and not making up fanciful stories about yourself be sort of a baseline standard that we can hold politicians to? Kick out serial liar AOC first, and then we’ll talk.