It’s been almost five months since Joe Biden’s illegitimacy caused that huge, ongoing crisis on America’s southern border. It’s also been several months since Biden pawned the problem off on one of the laziest politicians in human history: Kamala Harris.
VP Harris is obsessed with fashion and has an astonishingly high turnover rate on her staff because she’s so difficult to work for. And now she’s America’s “border czar!” What could go wrong with that plan? Apparently… lots of things could go wrong, as proven by Harris’s first official action as the new head cheese on all things border related.
Harris flew to Guatemala over the weekend on Air Force Two, with an entourage of reporters in tow. Things got weird right off the bat when Harris walked to the back of the plane where all the peons are forced to ride, and she brought them cookies. But not just any cookies!
No, she brought the reporters cookies that featured the likeness of… Kamala Harris’s face. Ew. What sort of dopey Illuminati freakshow witchcraft ritual is that? Do you have to be Kamala Harris’s slave forever and ever in the Egyptian afterlife if you devour one her face cookies?
Anyway, when the plane landed in Guatemala, America’s border czar was greeted by crowds of protesters. You can’t help but think that this would be incredibly insulting to the sort of egotistical person who hands out cookies of their own visage.
The protest banners were glorious! “Kamala Mind Your Own Business.” “Kamala Go Home.” “Guatemala Is Pro-Life.” “Guatemala Forever Trump.” And of course, my personal favorite:
“Kamala, Trump Won!”
The purpose of the visit was for Harris to meet with the president of Guatemala to try to “solve” the border crisis. Funny how the functional Trump policies and bilateral agreement with Guatemala had caused migration to plummet to record-low levels just a few months previously, but whatever.
If you talk to anyone that knows Kamala Harris, they’ll tell you that she is “not big on policy.” You can also add diplomacy to the list of things that Kamala is “not big on.” Just a couple of weeks before she was to take this trip to Guatemala, Harris insulted the president of Guatemala in an interview!
A reporter had finally asked Harris why there are hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens flooding across our southern border. Her nuanced reply was to first blame Donald Trump. Then she blamed global warming, corruption, violence, poverty and so forth. To cap her answer off, she added “lack of good governance” in Guatemala.
Great job, Kamala! She insulted the president of Guatemala just a couple of weeks before she was supposed to sit down and meet with him. No Kamala face cookies for you, El Presidenté!
Since the president of Guatemala is a real, duly elected president (they require voter ID in Guatemala), and not a total fraud like a certain someone we could mention, he wasn’t inclined to put up with any of Kamala Harris’s crap. The president of Guatemala publicly refuted the idea that anyone is to blame for the border crisis other than Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. The president noted that the ongoing border surge started the day after the inauguration in January:
“The very next day, the coyotes were here organizing groups of children to take them to the United States.”
So, between her big mouth and her face cookies, it’s safe to say that Kamala Harris’s first overseas trip was a complete and total foreign policy disaster for the United States. The meeting between Harris and the Guatemalan president was “frosty,” to say the least. And nothing was solved.
In a bizarre end to her trip to Guatemala, Harris channeled her “inner Trump” in her message to would-be Guatemalan illegal aliens who want to move to your neighborhood. She told the Guatemalan people, “Do not come. The United States will continue to enforce our laws and secure our border…We, as one of our priorities, will discourage illegal migration, and I believe if you come to our border, you will be turned back.”
Obviously, it’s hard to take Kamala Harris seriously when she says stuff like this. The Democrat Party must be looking at internal polling numbers on the border crisis and discovering that they are doomed in the 2022 midterms. Remember when it was racist just a little while ago to tell Guatemalans to stay home? I guess that’s changed. In the meantime, try not to have nightmares about those Kamala Harris face cookies.