The Democrat Party leadership understands that the path of least resistance to keeping power in 2024 is to prop up Kamala Harris. The only rocky part of this plan is that no one likes Kamala Harris. She dropped out of the Democrat primaries a year ago to avoid a humiliating defeat in her home state. So, it’s Kamala 2024 and that’s that.
Unfortunately for the Democrat Party leadership, other power-mad Democrats have some 2024 ambitions as well. That means the rest of us get to sit back and laugh as the leadership chops up other Democrats 2024 contenders in a meat grinder – such as California’s Governor Nancy Pelosi’s Nephew.
I realize his name is Gavin Newsom. But like many Californians, I just can’t bring myself to call him anything other than Nancy Pelosi’s Nephew. The guy is a silver-spoon dynasty doofus. If you spent 10 years and a billion dollars trying to create a smarmy politician in a laboratory vat, you couldn’t come up with a better prototype than Nancy Pelosi’s Nephew. He’s got the plastic teeth, the plastic hair, the fake tan, the smarmy I’m-pretending-I’m-one-of-you-little-people demeanor’s, and all of the earned respect and entitlement of a three-time Used Car Salesman of the Month award winner. Just look at the guy. Yeesh!
Or better yet just drive into San Francisco for five minutes with your car windows rolled down, so you can catch a whiff of the air. Yeah. San Francisco has smelled that way ever since Nancy Pelosi’s Nephew was the mayor of the city and allowed homeless people to deficate on the sidewalks and leave dirty needles laying everywhere.
Anyway, the voters of California are completely fed up with His Smarminess and enough of them have signed a petition to kick the smarmy doofus out of office in a recall election. Naturally, this is a bureaucratic nightmare of red tape and will take months to accomplish, even though plenty of signatures have been gathered to kick Pelosi’s Nephew out of office.
Now that enough signatures have been collected, the state allows 30 days for anyone who has changed their mind to withdraw their signatures from the recall petition. If that sounds insane, that’s because every law in California is written by crazy people or illegal aliens. So… yeah. 30-day waiting period in case anybody changes their minds about recalling Pelosi’s Nephew.
Once that step is complete, the state finance office will spend 30 days figuring out how much the recall election will cost and will compile a report to tell the state legislature that they spent 30 days figuring out how much the election will cost and then (hopefully) will tell the state legislature how much the recall election will cost at the end of the report.
Then, since the state could potentially be spending money on a recall election that was not authorized by the legislature, there needs to be a 30-day public comment period. This will allow the people to talk about whether or not they still want to recall the COVIDiot-in-chief. So long as there’s not some weird overwhelming majority of people that change their minds during the public comment period, the recall election process then advances to the next step.
After all of that takes place, the bureaucracy then informs Governor Nancy Pelosi’s Nephew with a message that I hope will read:
“Guess what? We’re recallin’ you!”
Yeah. The legislature is required by law to officially inform the governor – months later – that he’s being recalled. You know, in case he hasn’t been paying attention all this time. Not that the governor can do anything about it, because his job then becomes to sit there and wait until the recall election. But at least he knows.
The lieutenant governor is then supposed to set a date for the recall election, somewhere between two and two-and-a-half months after the rest of this bureaucratic nightmare ends. So, it’s gonna be a while.
Governor Nancy Pelosi’s Nephew – last seen dining at the French Laundry during his extended lockdown that is STILL GOING ON TODAY – has a message for the people of California: He says that his COVID leadership has been so awesome that we shouldn’t boot him out of office.
Now that’s hilarious! The exact reason why Californians want to kick him out of office (and hopefully replace him with a serious governor like former Trump advisor Rick Grenell) is the same reason why he argues we should keep him.